{"id":536,"date":"2013-07-25T12:22:56","date_gmt":"2013-07-25T10:22:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/?p=536"},"modified":"2016-06-01T13:03:49","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T11:03:49","slug":"saker-man-inte-har-rakat-ut-for-an","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/?p=536","title":{"rendered":"Saker man inte har r\u00e5kat ut f\u00f6r \u2026 \u00e4n"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ja, m\u00e5let f\u00f6r f\u00f6rs\u00e4songen (den utan semester d\u00e4r man bara pysslar p\u00e5 helger) var ju att bygga upp b\u00e5thus version innan semestern, s\u00e5 att man slipper h\u00e5lla p\u00e5 med denna golgatavandring under sin semester och ist\u00e4llet kan spankulera runt och smida storslagna planer f\u00f6r sj\u00e4lvaste b\u00e5ten medan man st\u00e5r d\u00e4r i b\u00e5thuset.<\/p>\n<p>Annie har ju vid flera tillf\u00e4llen sagt efter f\u00f6rra s\u00e4songen att om b\u00e5thuset rasar igen s\u00e5 l\u00e4gger vi ned skiten, f\u00f6r ingen orkar ju bygga upp allt en tredje g\u00e5ng. Hon k\u00e4nner tydligen inte mig s\u00e5 v\u00e4l\u2026.<\/p>\n<p>F\u00f6r att l\u00e4tta upp st\u00e4mningen s\u00e5 t\u00e4nkte jag r\u00e4kna upp lite saker som INTE har h\u00e4nt \u00e4n (men v\u00e4l har potential att h\u00e4nda om det vill sig illa):<\/p>\n<p>1. B\u00e5thuset har INTE rasat och f\u00f6rst\u00f6rt n\u00e5got som inte \u00e4nd\u00e5 skulle fixas p\u00e5 b\u00e5ten<\/p>\n<p>2. De omfattande vattenl\u00e4ckagen och curlingbanan i b\u00e5ten har inte f\u00f6rst\u00f6rt den nybyggda k\u00f6len<\/p>\n<p>3. Lecablocken som b\u00e5ten st\u00e5r p\u00e5 har inte sjunkit ned i leran och b\u00e5ten v\u00e4lt. Inte heller sidost\u00f6ttorna har g\u00e5tt av.<\/p>\n<p>4. Myrorna har inte kommit tillbaka.<\/p>\n<p>5. Det har inte regnat n\u00e4stan n\u00e5gonting medan jag har byggt upp b\u00e5thuset igen.<\/p>\n<p>6. En arm\u00e9 av skogslevande gnomer vars prim\u00e4ra n\u00e4ringsk\u00e4lla \u00e4r gammal plywood har inte \u00e4tit upp b\u00e5ten.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/05\/IMG_0151.jpg\" data-rel=\"lightbox-image-0\" data-rl_title=\"\" data-rl_caption=\"\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-327 size-large\" src=\"http:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/05\/IMG_0151-1024x765.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0151\" width=\"660\" height=\"493\" srcset=\"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/05\/IMG_0151-1024x765.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/05\/IMG_0151-300x224.jpg 300w, https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/05\/IMG_0151-768x574.jpg 768w, https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/2\/2016\/05\/IMG_0151.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ja, m\u00e5let f\u00f6r f\u00f6rs\u00e4songen (den utan semester d\u00e4r man bara pysslar p\u00e5 helger) var ju att bygga upp b\u00e5thus version innan semestern, s\u00e5 att man slipper h\u00e5lla p\u00e5 med denna golgatavandring under sin semester och ist\u00e4llet kan spankulera runt och smida storslagna planer f\u00f6r sj\u00e4lvaste b\u00e5ten medan man st\u00e5r d\u00e4r i b\u00e5thuset. 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