{"id":420,"date":"2005-10-07T19:14:45","date_gmt":"2005-10-07T17:14:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/?p=420"},"modified":"2016-06-01T13:04:43","modified_gmt":"2016-06-01T11:04:43","slug":"the-pizza-incident","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/?p=420","title":{"rendered":"The pizza incident"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhhh&#8230; \u00e4ntligen fredag. Dvs eftersom fredag h\u00e4r \u00e4r s\u00f6ndag s\u00e5 betyder det att vi kan jobba lite ost\u00f6rt, vilket ju \u00e4r klart uppskattat.<\/p>\n<p>I morse uppt\u00e4ckte vi hur exotiskt det h\u00e4r landet kan vara ibland. I den stora shoppinggallerian p\u00e5 hotellet s\u00e5g vi att de hade flaggat upp f\u00f6r Sweden exhibition. P\u00e5 plats var naturligtvis Volvo, IKEA, Orrefors, Kinnarps mfl. Pl\u00f6tsligt k\u00e4ndes Sk\u00e4rholmen centrum mer exotiskt \u00e4n Riyadh. T\u00e4nk vad lite vapenaff\u00e4rer kan f\u00e5 snurr p\u00e5 exporten.<\/p>\n<p>Tips till de svenska utst\u00e4llarna: H\u00e4ng inte upp stora affischer med r\u00f6da skalbaggar och antyd att vi \u00e4ter s\u00e5nt i Sverige. Kr\u00e4ftskivor \u00e4r ganska ok\u00e4nda h\u00e4r. &#8220;K\u00f6p en Volvo och f\u00e5 ett par hinkar as\u00e4tande insekter p\u00e5 k\u00f6pet&#8221; \u00e4r ingen bra slogan. Utanf\u00f6r Sverige.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 kontoret var allt som jag misst\u00e4nkte. Helt tomt. Fram\u00e5t lunch s\u00e5 best\u00e4mde jag att vi skulle fira med utk\u00f6rd pan-pizza. Eftersom Pizza Hut hade st\u00e4ngt fick jag ringa en lokal arabisk pizzeria. Det gick till s\u00e5 h\u00e4r:<\/p>\n<p>J: &#8220;Hi, I would like to order some pizza for delivery&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;What is the house?&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8220;Al-Argath Building, 7th floor&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;What is number?&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8220;What number?&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;What is number?&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8220;My phone number is 982349838&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;No, that is phone number. What is number&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8220;What number do you want?&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;OK. What pizza.&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8220;3 large pan pizzas, and something to drink&#8221;<br \/>\nA: &#8220;OK. Give driver call, and we will come.&#8221;<br \/>\nJ: &#8220;Ehhh. OK.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>S\u00e5 sm\u00e5ningom kom pizzan utan att jag ringde n\u00e5n driver och det blev s\u00e5 dyrt s\u00e5 jag fick tv\u00e5 ryggs\u00e4ckar som bonus, troligen f\u00f6r att vi var deras st\u00f6rsta kund hittills. Trevligt.<\/p>\n<p>P\u00e5 kv\u00e4llen har v\u00e5r k\u00e4ra kollega fr\u00e5n Indien lovat att ta ut oss till en typisk marknad. Han hade r\u00e4tt, den var v\u00e4ldigt typisk. Precis som Coop Forum i Bromma fast lite dyrare. Jag hittade till slut i alla fall ett par sandaler av saudisk typ som jag letat efter tidigare utan att hitta. Perfekt, \u00e4ntligen \u00e4r min Saudi-kl\u00e4dsel helt komplett.<\/p>\n<p>Det b\u00f6rjar bli sv\u00e5rt att blogga nu, f\u00f6r nu har jag varit h\u00e4r s\u00e5 mycket s\u00e5 det b\u00f6rjar k\u00e4nnas som vardag! Men en till blog ska jag nog kunna \u00e5stadkomma innan det \u00e4r dags att \u00e5ka hem f\u00f6r denna g\u00e5ng.<\/p>\n<p>Mr.C who just ordered a Saudi Pizza with neither bresaola nor ruccola. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ahhhh&#8230; \u00e4ntligen fredag. Dvs eftersom fredag h\u00e4r \u00e4r s\u00f6ndag s\u00e5 betyder det att vi kan jobba lite ost\u00f6rt, vilket ju \u00e4r klart uppskattat. I morse uppt\u00e4ckte vi hur exotiskt det h\u00e4r landet kan vara ibland. I den stora shoppinggallerian p\u00e5 hotellet s\u00e5g vi att de hade flaggat upp f\u00f6r Sweden exhibition. P\u00e5 plats var naturligtvis &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/?p=420\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The pizza incident&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_s2mail":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tales-of-the-arabian-nights"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":421,"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions\/421"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/johan.tanner.se\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}